BABY's DAY OUT

Hi Guys , my blog is going international ,or at least i hope it is as most
of my friends gone abroad for intern are waiting with baited breath for
my next blog.So ladies and gentleman bowing down the extraordinary
and extremely persuasive demands I even at the risk of being thrown
out of office am writing this blog.

My life has been Topsy-turvy for the last week as i have stepped out for
the very first time in this harsh,unrelenting yet wonderful world, for the
first time there is no support to cushion my fall except maybe of (Mr P
and Ms. P. ). To give you the an idea of how hard it has been i cite the
following examples in a very long list. I have lost my ATM card and
my wallet along with almost 1000 bucks has been stolen (believe it or not
separately).I struggled for the first two days to put a roof above my head
i have spent more than 1000 Rs just on auto's traveling around when my
company does offer the cab services.I got almost roasted alive because
of the intense heat of Noida ,got almost blown away by the windstorms
and have been found roaming around the streets of Noida in pitch black
with rain pouring and no idea of where am I. I have lost one of my shirts
and one t shirt and a couple of unmentionables are also suspected missing.
I have i don't know how spent 20,000 rupees in the first 20 days on what i
have absolutely no idea except for my rent as the company provides for my
food and traveling and mind u this is my no means an exhaustive list.

Moreover you will be surprised to know that the lazy and very sleepy Harsh
(survivor of the numerous escapades with professors on account of attendance
backs in which he more than once rose from the dead redefining the phrase
"living on the edge". - {G.K.S}) leaves his room for office around 9:30 and
comes back on the same time.Also on the same lines Harsh who has never
completed an assignment before time (and usually never on or after time !!)
completed a work supposed to be done in 6 days in WAIT FOR IT..........
...........in 5 hours.(thank you thank you thank you thank you !).You might be
wondering why I suddenly switched to talking into third person,well friends
you know how shy and modest I am i can't really bring myself to heap all the
praises I have been doing on myself.

So all in all it should come as a no surprise to you i really has been one of the
most interesting and exhilarating time of my life and i wouldn't miss it for the
world.The title of this post is how i felt when i was searching in Noida for
any decent accommodation when i was willing to pay a price almost thrice
what the others interns were paying but to no avail.i felt like a baby when I
was roaming ,searching for accommodation,travel routes,places to chill out etc.
But after one month I can say the baby has grown and attained puberty and i
have heard some rumors that he might not remain a virgin for very long as well.
But please note that this is a unconfirmed yet confidential information.: )

PS1 : This post had been in my drafts for about 15 days,so plenty has happened
in between but will tell you about it later.
PS2 : A special thanks to Udit without whom i might still be homeless and my
friend i am really sorry for you that you have to suffer such a strong ss-effect.
I know it can't be easy.
PS3: Thank you to Pratty for his financial and emotional support.
PS4: Thank you also to a very special person who has really been there for me
in these tough times.Thank you and I love you.(would have written your name but
can't spell it properly).
PS5: Enough already.don't you have any work to do.Fuck Off!!.