BABY's DAY OUT

Hi Guys , my blog is going international ,or at least i hope it is as most
of my friends gone abroad for intern are waiting with baited breath for
my next blog.So ladies and gentleman bowing down the extraordinary
and extremely persuasive demands I even at the risk of being thrown
out of office am writing this blog.

My life has been Topsy-turvy for the last week as i have stepped out for
the very first time in this harsh,unrelenting yet wonderful world, for the
first time there is no support to cushion my fall except maybe of (Mr P
and Ms. P. ). To give you the an idea of how hard it has been i cite the
following examples in a very long list. I have lost my ATM card and
my wallet along with almost 1000 bucks has been stolen (believe it or not
separately).I struggled for the first two days to put a roof above my head
i have spent more than 1000 Rs just on auto's traveling around when my
company does offer the cab services.I got almost roasted alive because
of the intense heat of Noida ,got almost blown away by the windstorms
and have been found roaming around the streets of Noida in pitch black
with rain pouring and no idea of where am I. I have lost one of my shirts
and one t shirt and a couple of unmentionables are also suspected missing.
I have i don't know how spent 20,000 rupees in the first 20 days on what i
have absolutely no idea except for my rent as the company provides for my
food and traveling and mind u this is my no means an exhaustive list.

Moreover you will be surprised to know that the lazy and very sleepy Harsh
(survivor of the numerous escapades with professors on account of attendance
backs in which he more than once rose from the dead redefining the phrase
"living on the edge". - {G.K.S}) leaves his room for office around 9:30 and
comes back on the same time.Also on the same lines Harsh who has never
completed an assignment before time (and usually never on or after time !!)
completed a work supposed to be done in 6 days in WAIT FOR IT..........
...........in 5 hours.(thank you thank you thank you thank you !).You might be
wondering why I suddenly switched to talking into third person,well friends
you know how shy and modest I am i can't really bring myself to heap all the
praises I have been doing on myself.

So all in all it should come as a no surprise to you i really has been one of the
most interesting and exhilarating time of my life and i wouldn't miss it for the
world.The title of this post is how i felt when i was searching in Noida for
any decent accommodation when i was willing to pay a price almost thrice
what the others interns were paying but to no avail.i felt like a baby when I
was roaming ,searching for accommodation,travel routes,places to chill out etc.
But after one month I can say the baby has grown and attained puberty and i
have heard some rumors that he might not remain a virgin for very long as well.
But please note that this is a unconfirmed yet confidential information.: )

PS1 : This post had been in my drafts for about 15 days,so plenty has happened
in between but will tell you about it later.
PS2 : A special thanks to Udit without whom i might still be homeless and my
friend i am really sorry for you that you have to suffer such a strong ss-effect.
I know it can't be easy.
PS3: Thank you to Pratty for his financial and emotional support.
PS4: Thank you also to a very special person who has really been there for me
in these tough times.Thank you and I love you.(would have written your name but
can't spell it properly).
PS5: Enough already.don't you have any work to do.Fuck Off!!.

Have I Changed?

If u have read my last 3 4 posts,you would know that I am
now venturing into unknown and unexplored territories ( I am
talking about my posts ,u pervert) so here in this post I think
it's time for a little self analysis ( I know it's a futile exercise
I should be asking Shwaitang to do it for me , since he's going to
do it anyways. ), so anyone who's expecting my normal satirical
post please f*** of , as I am certainly not going to be satirical about me.

So anyways , in the recent past many in my group have voiced an
opinion (without there being any proof of it) that I have changed,
whenever I ask them to explain how or why , i generally get very
shady and ambiguous answers . But the general opinion is that I am
generally a little quieter more thoughtful in my ways . but the
strange thing is the people who are complaining about it , are
mostly the one's who used to say in the previous years that i should
be a little quieter and think before i speak. I personally feel , that i
have not changed much, except I am getting a little more impatient
with people (which is understandable as Almighty God only grants
us a certain amount of patience , which is all but consumed on your
antics) a little more moody and don't mind being alone so much as I used to.

I know all of you think that you guys think you know the reason for this
change (however petty it seems to me) I am telling u it's wrong ,
because I myself don't know the reason for this apparent change .
What i do know is whatever it is, i know it's a temporary phase.
Please bear my mood changes ,which u will have to anyways
as i know for a fact that you guys really need me since I am the
glue that holds the group together (Yes Shwaitang i know the last
line is copied) . So that is wat I wanted to say ,Love U guys
(In a non sexual way of course (except for shrey ) ).

Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Robert Frost Ps:i know these lines are unrelated to the post, but i just love them.Anyways it's my blog

if....

Hiii Guys/Gal(U know who I am talking about),here is something very
diferent from my ususal stuff , you people know me to be a movie buff,
obsessed about novels, but some of you will be surprised to know that
I once appreciated and liked poetry as well , a feeling made almost
dormant by the barrage of senseless poems taught in high school.

But still I loved Shakespeare and still remember some of the lines
of the poems i used to love , the poem which iam going to post i
remembered only this one line "you are a man my son" and i
had to search for a long time to finally find it,hence I am posting
it (to justify all the effort it took to search ) . Here it is,

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools: (WoW)

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

-Rudyard Kipling

PS: did u CBSE guys had it in your course?but anyways it's a beautiful poem
PS2: The last 4 lines are really enchanting,please atleast do read them