Hi friends and foes, you are all welcome in this great domain of
knowledge,understanding and most of all the genius of a boy
like no other.
Today i am going to write my thoughts dealing mainly with
people around me and their disorders.By heaven's choice or by
sheer coincidence i am living with one of the most varied specimen's
of human being's possible , most of them who are either going to
commit suicide in the future or atleast are going to be in dire need of
professional therapy.
This blog is mainly written as an official record of the bet i have with
a trollish friend of mine,about who is going to see a shrink first.
Only couple of night's back we were talking and suddenly i thought
of imparting some wisdom to the above mentioned about the
dangerous traits in his character ,but he reacted indignantly ,
to my opinions. what i told him was that since you are such a
closed person who is/does not expresses his feelings that you
are going to have difficulty when the going gets tough ,
but instead he said i am happy with myself and satisfied without
other's company.
I told him that masturbation can only take you so far,
but you must learn to be more with other's ,guys or gals
your choice ( !!although in his case i think it's guys ).But as you
know people hate to be told about themselves ,even if it
is the truth. So for this reason i have written this as a record
of what transpired as a proof for the future , in which i will be
proven right.
So that is all, about this incident but will also mention some
more people here and their probable future
1.) Mr. NUS (Aunti) - High probability of suicide in the future , or atleast
a couple of failed attempts or extensive therapy.mainly bcos of his insecure
attitude and tendency to over-analyze things.
2.) Mr. Steve Jobs - again high probability of suicide in the future , mainly
again bcos of inability to express and too high self worth.
3.) Mr. Me-(or Mr. cool ) - very cool,happy go lucky guy,no care in the
world , will probably remain that way,the only stumbling block is faced
no hardships in life so far,had things going my way,so might just stumble
when a difficulty comes up,but will manage probably.
4.) Mr and Mrs. Shrey and Tarun - pretty sane when they are together
but seem lost and confused alone , unable to go anywhere alone.
will have some problem's when they break up , only one of them
going to survive ,other depression.
5.) Mr. pratty - will live happily ever after, only problem
is cares too much of other's feeling .but the sanest person in the group.
6.) Mr. GOGO - can visualize him sitting in his limo with couple of hottie's
sitting besides him,but cribbing about how bad his life is ,how unlucky he is,
with just his dick in his hand ,bcos he will feel those girl's are below his standard.
7.) Mr. Monty and Mr. Rahul - Definitely suicide,no doubt of it,but monty
is going to find an innovative way to do it,so that he becomes a statistics
of his own, should be interesting too watch.
8.) Mr. Mittal - will kill himself from sheer hardwork.might count as a suicide
so that is all,
hope i did not ruffle too many feathers.
i speak only the truth
PS: it's already been too long a post so
quickly song of the week
Chak de
nice song.
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6 comments:
hmmm ....
thinking ....
weird ...
but .. unfortunately true
hmm..
good post dude..
very intersting and hell of a lot true..
great imagination describing gogo's case..
count me as ur fan.
PS. but i think u got me wrong atleast.
hmmmmmmm....dude finally u ve learnt the art of writing blogs that interests all and is full of wit nd humour.....but ure imagination is goin a lil haywire in my case :P...inspite of that WELL DONE...personally hemant's one was my fav nd d statistics part was rt on bull's eye :D.......lookin forward to another one from u.........gg...
No doubt as gogo said our nawab has learnt to write hilarious blogs....
As i felt most interesting and apt was gogo's
Regarding comments for me ........
i think hard work is necessary for grooming your personality in formative years of your life
unless and until someone is prodigy like our chuha nawab
;)
hmm ...
gogo's future description is the best ...as far as i can figure it out...
keep tryin ...
"a harsh's eye view" of the Ravindra party...i too see Gogo in that limo...nice one.
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