Wednesday, August 22, 2007

My Experiments With People

Hi friends and foes, you are all welcome in this great domain of
knowledge,understanding and most of all the genius of a boy
like no other.
Today i am going to write my thoughts dealing mainly with
people around me and their disorders.By heaven's choice or by
sheer coincidence i am living with one of the most varied specimen's
of human being's possible , most of them who are either going to
commit suicide in the future or atleast are going to be in dire need of
professional therapy.
This blog is mainly written as an official record of the bet i have with
a trollish friend of mine,about who is going to see a shrink first.
Only couple of night's back we were talking and suddenly i thought
of imparting some wisdom to the above mentioned about the
dangerous traits in his character ,but he reacted indignantly ,
to my opinions. what i told him was that since you are such a
closed person who is/does not expresses his feelings that you
are going to have difficulty when the going gets tough ,
but instead he said i am happy with myself and satisfied without
other's company.
I told him that masturbation can only take you so far,
but you must learn to be more with other's ,guys or gals
your choice ( !!although in his case i think it's guys ).But as you
know people hate to be told about themselves ,even if it
is the truth. So for this reason i have written this as a record
of what transpired as a proof for the future , in which i will be
proven right.
So that is all, about this incident but will also mention some
more people here and their probable future

1.) Mr. NUS (Aunti) - High probability of suicide in the future , or atleast
a couple of failed attempts or extensive therapy.mainly bcos of his insecure
attitude and tendency to over-analyze things.

2.) Mr. Steve Jobs - again high probability of suicide in the future , mainly
again bcos of inability to express and too high self worth.

3.) Mr. Me-(or Mr. cool ) - very cool,happy go lucky guy,no care in the
world , will probably remain that way,the only stumbling block is faced
no hardships in life so far,had things going my way,so might just stumble
when a difficulty comes up,but will manage probably.

4.) Mr and Mrs. Shrey and Tarun - pretty sane when they are together
but seem lost and confused alone , unable to go anywhere alone.
will have some problem's when they break up , only one of them
going to survive ,other depression.

5.) Mr. pratty - will live happily ever after, only problem
is cares too much of other's feeling .but the sanest person in the group.

6.) Mr. GOGO - can visualize him sitting in his limo with couple of hottie's
sitting besides him,but cribbing about how bad his life is ,how unlucky he is,
with just his dick in his hand ,bcos he will feel those girl's are below his standard.

7.) Mr. Monty and Mr. Rahul - Definitely suicide,no doubt of it,but monty
is going to find an innovative way to do it,so that he becomes a statistics
of his own, should be interesting too watch.

8.) Mr. Mittal - will kill himself from sheer hardwork.might count as a suicide


so that is all,
hope i did not ruffle too many feathers.
i speak only the truth

PS: it's already been too long a post so
quickly song of the week
Chak de
nice song.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Eternal Musings of a spotless genius mind

Hi I am back, after around a month of very lethargic summer during which
i did not do anything except sleep and watched movies or listened
to music. But 2 -3 very important things did occur this week , which
are mentioning for the record
1. The first is that i have bought an Ipod shuffle(blue) ,the voice
quality is brilliant although the price at which I bought it seems to
have fallen very rapidly after I bought it, but then such is life.

2. of course , how could i forgot the sensation of the year
'Harry Potter and the
Deathly Hallows' . i was even going
to write a book review on it, but the web was already clustered with
such reviews most of them pretty close to the truth, so i
decided against it. But for the record i simply loved the book ,
J.K.Rowling has given a fitting ending to a book series which
has a soft spot in the hearts of million of fans around the world.
as far as i know i was the first person to read the book completely
in my group(if anybody completed b4 2:00 pm of 21 st
please comment ) , so all those people who were saying that they
are going to read it and call me to tell me the end
IN YOUR FACE!!

3. and finally and most unusually for me , for the last week i
could be seen WORKING (yes!! my friends actually working,
and not just pretending to work) with Udit on a RubyOnRails
project,and i feel i have conquered this language finally. yes
Ladies and Gentleman Ruby is not a virgin anymore. Morever I
have discovered that i f I find something interesting i am
actually capable of working hard. ( I was seriously beginning to
doubt that!!) . the Monetary value of this project is of course for
those who know me will know me know, that i am above such
petty matters such as money.(money as i frequently say is just
'MOH' AND 'MAAYA' ).

that's all folks
and now for the much awaited PS'S

PS1:
since i have not posted for about a month i am going to give 4 songs one
for each week
which i liked the most.
1.
Chal Ganpat daaru of Shootout at lohankdwala ,nice catchy song
with interesting lyrics.
2. Like A Rollling Stone by Bob Dylan , voted by rolling stone magzine
as the best song ever ,while i would not go as far as that,
but it still is a nice song with the beautiful voice
of Bob Dylan.
3. TIME by Pink Floyd, one of the best songs i have heard if u consider
in meanigful lyrics( and i finally understood the meaning of psychedelic rock )
4. this one is a very obscure song from the sound track of Scrubs
good life ,very touching song and very apt for a particular situation.


ok that's it.
bye for now.