NTAB - National Taxonomy of All Babes

if u have read my previous post u will know that me and my friends went last week for a vacation to Dalhousie and Maclodganj . Now as people living in roorkee like us , seeing a hot babe in roorkee is almost an yearly phenomena. So u will understand that for us the experience of girls both abundant in quantity and quality,that too of all different varieties from firangis and chinkis to indian desi maal , must have been a little overwhelming .But don't you guys
worry we did not waste the 2 years education at IIT . Technically oriented that we are , we immediately designed a method for classification of this relatively new species , in such a manner which would enable us to convey to each other , The degree of Hotness (definitely not temperature!! u geeks) and the age of the particular specimen in question without being beaten black and blue by the sorrounding crowd .
I am sending the complete list to webster's for addition , But here are a few specimen's ---

1.) M -(maal) Short and sweet ,just ur average desi maal .easy to use and can be used in front of that specimen as well.

2.) B.H.M.B - (Bade Hoke Maal Banegi ) Boy did we see a lot of this category ,since this was a peak season and many school trips were also there . most of us had a borderline for this category for girls from 15 to 18 years . but the pedophile of our group (pondy) went as low as 10.

3.) S.S.M - (Shadi Shuda Maal) - This category is further subdivided into three subcategories --

i) S.S.T.M -(Shadi Shuda Tench Maal ) - mostly used for the beautiful girls just married and on their honeymoon.

ii) S.S.T.T.M - (Shadi Shuda Theek Thaak Maal ) - a little older , but who are very adequately defined by the term 'cooger' (for those who don't know refer to How I Met Your Mother)

iii) S.S.B - ( Shadi Shuda Bhabhie ) - a little to difficult to comprehend , i agree since shadi shuda should imply bhabhie.but the thing was the one's in the above two category we did not consider them as bhabhie,they were too hot for that. this category was left for the shadi shuda maal which could not make it to the above two category .


4.) S.M - (Sexy Maal ) these category was reserved for those goddess of beauty which made ur mouth water . the no. of s's went according to an indivuals 'shradha' and the beauty of the girl in question ,we went as far as (S^15).M{ sexy sexy .................. sexy maal} .

5.) T.B -( Teri Bhabhie ) Obvious from the name ,girls u found too beautiful too share.

6.) H.B - (Hamari Bhabhie ) Again obvious , these were the one's over whom you did not want to
waste eyesight or time.


enough for now, the rest you might see in the next revised webster.